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-Taliban Questions and Answers- Q: Why do all afghani sodiers carry sandpaper? A: They need a map. Q: What is the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas? A: Christmas will be here in December. Q: What is Osama going as for Halloween? A: A dead man. Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How can you tell bin Laden is the richest man in Afghanistan? A: He has a three-donkey garage. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: How do you clear a afganistan bingo hall? A: Yell b-52 as loud as you can Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: What's orange and looks good on taliban militiamen? A: Napalm. Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What do Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank ? A: Shoot the guys pushing it. Q: How do you make Taliban Tanning Oil? A: Four parts napalm, two parts bacon fat, one part depeted uranium powder. Apply generously and roast til crispy. Q: How does a member of the taliban have safe sex? A: They put a red X on the camels that kick. Q: What will OSAMA say his name stands for now? A: Oh Shit - America's Mauling Afghanistan Q:What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and osama bin laden? A: an expensive fire work show Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: they can't stand bread. Q: Why do Talibans wear robes? A: So the camels won't hear the zipper. Q: Why is Osama frustrated? A: Osama not Bin Laden awhile. Q: Why isn't Bin Laden able to check-in at the Holiday Inn? A: Because he kept stealing the towels. Q: Why does Bin Laden carry a piece of shit in his pocket? A: Because that is his photo ID. Q: Why wasn't Bin Laden in the planes that crashed on September 11th, 2001? A: Because Chicken's Can't Fly Q: Have you heard that the CIA reports that Osama bin Laden has been taking frequent baths since the bombing started. A: Yeah, he doesn't want his lips touching anything unclean when he kisses his ass goodbye. Q. How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Who cares? In the next 2 weeks we are going to put all their lights out! Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Osama's fastest sheep. Q: What has osama bin laden and a pair of nylon tights got in common? A: They both aggrivate Bush. Q: What should the Taliban get for its air defense system? A: A refund. Q: Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner. Q: Why doesn't Bin Laden go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home? Q: You know what the Taliban likes to do? A: Sit around and get bombed! Q: What do you call Osama's stinkin' corpse in the desert? A: Osama been Rottin'. |
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