Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex:



10. You are guaranteed to get at least
a little something in the sack

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes
and go at it again

8. The uglier you look,
the easier it is too get some

7. You don't have to compliment
the person who gives it to you

6. It's OK if the person you're with
fantasizes that you are someone else,
because well... you are

5. Forty years from now,
you'll still enjoy candy

4. If you don't like what you get,
you can always go next door

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
ya moaning and groaning

2. Less guilt the morning after

And the No. 1 reason why
trick or treating is better than sex
is...............

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

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